Nuttin' For Christmas

So here is our annual Christmas installment of the Schultzoo. This is the fabulous post where I alter some Christmas song or story to fit our lives. This year I have selected the song "Nuttin' For Christmas". Enjoy!!!

I camped at Yuba during June;
Somebody snitched on me.
Took the monkeys to the zoo;
Somebody snitched on me.
Swimming lessons were such fun;
Madi stitches--her first one;
Mommy teaches Kindergarten;
Somebody snitched on me.







Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy forbad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause ain't nuttin' that we haven't had.

Damon's playing--in first chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
Madi always playing fair;
Somebody snitched on me.
Damon's badges to advance;
Zombie scars and torn up pants;
Vampiress in scary stance;
Somebody snitched on me.
















Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy forbad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause ain't nuttin' that we haven't had.

I went to see old Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
The choir sang of the Christmas buzz;
Somebody snitched on me.
Madi's Hula dance was great;
"Dueling Jingle Strings", can't wait;
Next year I'll be good, just wait;
Somebody snitched on me.









































So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you've "had", I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Merry Christmas to all of our friends and family! Sending hugs and kisses, love you!